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luv it millz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n thanks sooooooooooooo much for the avator, n i was gunna leave a long comment so umm
heres a story lmao:



It was Jess’ worst birthday ever, she had an ordinary day at school and her family decided to take her out to dinner to her favourite restaurant on her birthday. Jess was looking forward to going out though she could not find her favourite outfit, she searched everywhere, and it was nowhere to be seen, the only place she had not looked was the ‘washing machine’. Jess walked up to the machine dreading what she might find, and sure enough there it was her favourite outfit drenched in soapy water.
Jess stormed of to her room, only to see that her three-year-old twin brothers had gotten into her stuff. They were wearing her shoes, jewellery and they had make up all over their face. “MUM!!!” she screamed and the twins ditched the shoes and ran out.
Jess and her family were about to leave the house when this bad smell filled the room. Jess’ baby sister needed a nappy change. They finally made it to jess’ favourite restaurant, half an hour late, ‘table fifteen’ her father said, though instead of hearing the usual and getting taken to the table, they got an ‘oh dear… someone has seemed to have double booked your table, sorry’. Jess thought to her self ‘why did I even bother’. Her dad suggested going to the New Mexican restaurant around the corner, jess had no better idea so that’s where they went…oh and it turned out to be eight corners.
They arrived at the Mexican restaurant and her family kept annoying her especially her little brothers.
Once they sat down you wouldn’t believe who walked in, it was her Aunt Lucy. Aunt Lucy was one of those touchy feely relations that squeeze your cheeks and hugs you that hard that you can’t breath. Jess tried to hide and escape the ‘attack’ but no one can hide from Aunt Lucy.
The radio was playing in the background playing lots of ‘old’ music and then ABBA came on, Jess’ parents were mad about ABBA and the next minute they were dancing around and singing at the top of their lungs, Dancing Queen. Jess and her family have very opposite opinions on just about everything, therefore jess hated ABBA, she was so embarrassed.
The next minute she was saved by the food. It wasn’t your average Mexican food though, so her brothers were fiddling and playing with it weirdly. Jess just ate it, but then she started to feel flushed and then she broke out in a bright rash, she must have had a reaction to something she ate. Her brothers were still playing with their food, then ‘SPLAT!!!’ they had flicked a big blob of curry right on the end of Aunt Lucy’s nose. She turned a bright fiery red, then through her food at the twins but missed and got mum, and then it began ‘Food Fight’. Before we knew it we were getting kicked out of the restaurant all covered in Mexican food.
Since none of us had a proper meal we went to fishers and brought a cake and stocked up on chocolate. Jess managed to make it home without running into anyone she knew. Jess’ family put on her favourite movie ‘Anastasia’ and they all sat in front of the movie and ate. Just as the movie finished the family heard a strange noise coming from the kitchen. They all scrambled in to find that Jess had a surprise present, in her father’s arms was a puppy!!! Jess was so thrilled that she had forgotten about the whole night. It was the best birthday ever!!!




hahahahaha yer lame story i noe

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